What's It Like Being a Bear: Fresh And Funny Thoughts Tweeted By a Real Bear

"Hello, I am a bear"...that's how this bear starts his intro on his twitter page before he goes on to share his daily life as a bear living freely in the forest. We just love him! 

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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear I have never crawled inside of an ant's nose. It would be nice if ants offered me the same courtesy. I am a bear. 5:25 am 28 May 2019 230 Retweets 2,073 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear It turns out I am not allowed on boats. At least that's what the human who shouted at me by the river indicated. I am a bear. 7:19 am - 31 May 2019 157 Retweets 1,564 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear I will begin cataloguing interesting smells. Please let me know if you have interesting smells to add to my catalogue (include descriptions and reasoning where possible). Thank you. 6:03 am - 6 Jun 2019 77 Retweets 747 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear Is there a way to take some sort of deeper nap while napping? Perhaps there is a sub- nap level I can reach if I nap hard enough. I will need to experiment further. I am a bear. 5:38 am 8 May 2019 511 Retweets 1,934 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear What I know about cheese: -Good -Delicious -Rare What I want to know about cheese: -Where it is from -lf I can find it in the forest -Why it is good What I have learned about cheese: -Nobody shares it, even if you ask very politely and gently, nobody will share it, it is so sad 5:50 am 19 May 2019
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear I do not see any issue with eating all of this garbage. Not all humans agree with this stance, however, and they express their feelings rather aggressively (shouting is involved). I am a bear. 9:31 am - 9 May 2019 136 Retweets 1,107 Likes danielle cimino
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear Please do not look at me after I have fallen. I do not like that I have to say this. Please. I am a bear. 2:22 pm 23 May 2019 258 Retweets 1,695 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear I scratched my side against a tree and it broke. I did not know my scratching was that powerful, and I am very sorry, tree. 9:30 am - 1 May 2019 178 Retweets 1,568 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear Fence observations: -Made of tree -Taller than I am -But also smaller somehow -Tastes like dirt (good) -Splinters (bad) -Climbable -Shaky -Cannot hold my weight -More splinters -Feels much taller than it looks -Broken -Running -l am sorry -This never goes over well or how I want?
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear I have no idea how pedals work. Most of the things I step on break and/or yell. I am a bear. 7:38 am 3 Jun 2019 86 Retweets 910 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear You are probably doing okay, and if you are not, that is probably okay, and if that is not okay, it probably will be okay, or maybe it will not be okay, but it probably will be okay. Maybe. I am a bear. 11:23 am - 7 Jun 2019 1,162 Retweets 3,610 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear How do you get so powerful, frogs? 3:59 pm 4 Jun 2019 320 Retweets 1,396 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear I would stop eating out of this trashcan if everything inside of it wasn't so delicious, random human who obviously doesn't want me eating out of this trashcan. I am a bear. 8:39 am - 4 Jun 2019 134 Retweets 1,172 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear When will I be enough of a bear to not have to worry about if I am enough of a bear? I am a bear. 3:17 pm 30 May 2019 426 Retweets 1,841 Likes
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    beart tweets - Product - A bear Follow @A_single_bear Falling is as easy as floating is difficult. I am a bear. 11:35 am 30 May 2019 121 Retweets 799 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear There are creatures who live in the mud and I wish I could be them but most of me sticks out when I try 8:54 am 29 May 2019 139 Retweets 1,040 Likes
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    beart tweets - Text - A bear Follow @A_single_bear Today is the day ignore the tiny birds as they shout at me. #bearku 1:42 pm 3 May 2019 200 Retweets 1,677 Likes
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